Dear Guy in the Ford Escort,
Hey buddy sorry to tell you but your 4 cylinder Escort will not outrun my 6 cylinder Minivan. I know it's a blow to your ego and all, but it won't happen. Plus, I am a little wacky and when I see you so clearly darting into the merging lane from behind me, trying to get in front of me in the 500 feet left, it just makes me want to match your speed. So sorry I couldn't let that one slide, you would have darted in front of me and slowed down, you guys always do.
Good Luck Next Time,
Crazy Lady in the Kia Minivan
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Dear Geezer in the Kia Sportage,
Maybe you didn't realize, but the speed limit on the road I had to follow you on for 5+ miles? The speed limit was 55 mph, so going 52? So not cool. I am okay with you if you would like to go the actual posted speed. I would love it if you would go around 3mph over the limit. But I cannot accept going under the limit, unless the weather is bad and today? Yeah not so much bad weather, it was sunny even. Please be a little more courteous next time.
Thanks,
Crazy Lady in the Kia Minivan
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Dear Moron in the Aveo,
The way you came flying off the exit ramp and nearly side swiped me, causing me to cut off the Jeep in the fast lane? Yeah, not so funny. And pointing at us and laughing? Real mature. Dude you are like 50, grow up! Oh and btw your tin can of a car would be destroyed in an accident with my minivan. Next time pick on someone your own size.
Flippin you the bird,
Pissed Off Crazy Lady in the Kia Minivan
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6 comments:
Oh, I would have used a lot of swear words in this posting because I think I'm a little angier than most in these situations. :)
Thanks for reading me and putting me on your blogroll.
I love having friends.
Fight the good fight Kia Minivan Lady.
Your blog was the second blog I started reading regularly. I believe I picked you up from Marie @ MeMarie Lane, and almost everyone else I read comes from your blog roll. You have good taste in reading. :)
LOVE these letters! you always crack me up when you "write letters" you are hilarious. I think i'm going to carry a flare gun and just put the window down and shoot it at the assholes on the road... this might work for you. :)
hugs, jenn
Thanks!
Sounds like a good idea you have. I should too. In my 20 mile drive to Target that day I only saw 10 cars total, to have 3 of them be assholes is appalling.
I am laughing so hard right now. But earlier, on my way to work I was PIIIISSED.
I almost ripped off the steering wheel when some creep cut me off as he flew into the intersection. He made a right right at a red light, but dude - yield to oncoming traffic first.
And then the idiot slowed everyone down by driving under the speed limit for about 1/2 mile.
Sometimes I get really pissed at this kind of thing and other times I laugh about it. But I don't work so most of the time I have no where to be at a certain time. If I do happen to be late, that sort of thing would piss me right off.
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