Monday, May 19

Reasons Being a Mother Grosses Me Out

Reason#1 Picking apple chunks out of a two year olds teeth (shudder)

Reason#2 Changing a fully potty trained childs poopy pull up (gag)

Reason#3 Any kind of blood in large amounts (Just thinking about when Aidan slipped on the tile
with wet feet while wrapped in a towel thus splitting her chin wide open sends shivers through my body)

Reason#4 When the two year old dips her hands in the toilet and licks them (EWWW)

Reason#5 When I discover my then 7 year old has a booger wall (My brother had a booger wall and pillow case he shoved up his nose and twister while he sucked his thumb) I have been able to convince her that tissues are much better and it's not very princess like to wipe them on the wall, THANKFULLY

Reason#6 When the 6 year old farts loudly at the dinner table (One of my biggest pet peeves, my husband and his parents do it all the time, disgusting)

Reason#7 Vomit any kind of vomit (GAG)

Reason#8 When visibly dirty hands that I know have been in noses, butt cracks, and mouths (and God only knows where else) want to hold my hand when I have nothing to wash them with (And of course I hold it, even though I can feel the nasty all over me)

Reason#9 Finding a sippy cup with curdled milk in it under a bed/couch/chair/carseat (GAG)

Reason#10 Babies wiping their sticky yucky snotty nose on my shoulder as I hold them

Reason #1 Why I wouldn't change any of it for all the money in the world:





2 comments:

United Studies said...

We were dealing with vomit and diahrea yesterday with our daughter....yeah it was gross.

KiKi said...

HAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

my particular favorites are 4,5,8. Soooo Zeze. But like you, I wouldn't change it for the world.