Reason#2 Changing a fully potty trained childs poopy pull up (gag)
Reason#3 Any kind of blood in large amounts (Just thinking about when Aidan slipped on the tile
with wet feet while wrapped in a towel thus splitting her chin wide open sends shivers through my body)
Reason#4 When the two year old dips her hands in the toilet and licks them (EWWW)
Reason#5 When I discover my then 7 year old has a booger wall (My brother had a booger wall and pillow case he shoved up his nose and twister while he sucked his thumb) I have been able to convince her that tissues are much better and it's not very princess like to wipe them on the wall, THANKFULLY
Reason#6 When the 6 year old farts loudly at the dinner table (One of my biggest pet peeves, my husband and his parents do it all the time, disgusting)
Reason#7 Vomit any kind of vomit (GAG)
Reason#8 When visibly dirty hands that I know have been in noses, butt cracks, and mouths (and God only knows where else) want to hold my hand when I have nothing to wash them with (And of course I hold it, even though I can feel the nasty all over me)
Reason#9 Finding a sippy cup with curdled milk in it under a bed/couch/chair/carseat (GAG)
Reason#10 Babies wiping their sticky yucky snotty nose on my shoulder as I hold them
Reason #1 Why I wouldn't change any of it for all the money in the world:
2 comments:
We were dealing with vomit and diahrea yesterday with our daughter....yeah it was gross.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
my particular favorites are 4,5,8. Soooo Zeze. But like you, I wouldn't change it for the world.
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